Too $hort (too Short) - sh**tin' on 'Em lyrics

I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace me I'm drivin' this car, don't try to race me You'll never win, I came straight from the coastline I got the most albums and the most rhymes I could die and you still won't catch up How you gonna step up when you let them little heffers Dig in your pocket while they s**in' on your left nut You a soldier? n***a I'm a vet, what? I'm old school with a new style Girls hear me rap and act too wild But that's how I like 'em, what you wanna do now? Get you all alone girl and turn you out You want a man that do all he can Hold your hand and take you to the promised land But I refuse to help you get there Good luck, I hope you choose on the best player sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on?em, b**h She said I'm too old, get f**ed it's too late She said tell $hort it's a new day b**h, I say f** what you say I'm from the Old Bay and the New Bay When you make the wrong choice, who you gon' blame? I'm all in your ear tellin' you the wrong thing But you listen anyway, buyin' the dream You know about us pimps, we be lyin' and things I don't wanna fight for the b**h Joe It's all about the game and who can spit the most I'm never too faded to hustle Ball up my fists and make the muscle I stay strapped, I don't wanna tussle Fake a** bodyguard n***as wanna wrestle 'Cause you think she's likin' me She's goin' hella stupid on this hyphy beat And now you wanna fight with me? Make me mad and I'ma f** your wife to be I'm from the Eastside where the Raiders play Where you get your game from? I say the Bay You think I'll square up? You can't be hopin' I'm hard on a b**h, I was trained in Oakland I never turned in my player card Ask anybody, they'll say I'm hard I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on?em, b**h You so horny, tryin' to find you a b**h mayne I'm hustlin', I gotta stay rich mayne You friendly, like to buy hoes gifts But I'm mean, I hit 'em with a closed fist You a s**a, take a b**h on a trip I kick back and send a b**h to go get my stack And you'll never do that You're weak for a b**h, you better move back Why they always use you? 'Cause you pay 'em, that's what they used to Man, b**hes everywhere Treat n***az like you like teddy bears You'll get to feel on her and touch her You always with her but you still ain't f**ed her You fell in love with the b**h last summer I f**ed her a few times then dumped her You tricks, always tryin' to find you a better hoe I told you never put the p**y on a pedestal Them nasty little cum freaks, F 'em! If they wasn't 'bout the money I left 'em Burn rubber, I'm drivin' fast That's my new motto 'cause it's time to smash I flew past still givin' it gas Made a right turn swingin' the a** I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on 'em I'm sh**tin' on?em, b**h That's the sound of me wiping my a** with her face $hort dog sh**tin' on these hoes I'm sh**tin' on?em, b**h