Too $hort (too Short) - Coming Up $hort lyrics

INTRO (b**h!) b**hes keep comin up $hort F**kin with Too $hort,Too $hort (b**h!) Too $hort,Too $hort REPEAT Now f**k around and get a 5 in your??? Straight across ya face to make sure all you b**hes understand it But I'm a pimp mack player-a** n***a Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no s**er-a** swindlin I know ya starvin b**h what you gone eat? Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on me It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha a** a plate Cos on this date we just f**kin till it's late I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour I'm only out to f**k a b**h,f**k tryin to charm her I treat a fine a** b**h like dirt No money in her purse,a f**k is all it's worth Lookin hella good in the club like a ho b**h,you need to go find a n***a to buy some mo' drinks At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands While I be all in your face tryin to f**k smilin Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos And if you ain't f**kin I say "Later" to you hos So if you b**hes gotta plot You better get gonna get shot f**kin with Short Dawg b**hes keep comin up $hort F**kin with Too $hort,Too $hort (b**h!) REPEAT b**hes be like rabbits swarmin diamonds and carats See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff I ain't never been a marked b**h,you too ballsy Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me I tell a b**h real quick,I ain't no (?tissu-roll?) All you good fo' is some head and some p**y,ho! And if the p**y and the head tight,we f**k em twice Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice b**h jumped in the car,asks me where we goin? I'm Shorty the Pimp b**h,you goin hoin F**ked in the car with my pants and my jacket on Raged about the p**y,now I'm in the traffic Now p**y still wet,got my dick in her hand Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands Take her to my strip,never p**y-whipped Seein n***as with them b**hes,I'd a tossed the pimp I use to break hos for Scrilla,but now it's down now I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town b**hes Livin large for a night,turn back into pumpers When I'm through f**kin,b**hes leavin with nothin b**hes keep comin up $hort F**kin with Too $hort,Too $hort (b**h!) Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't f**k with me) (b**h!)Too $hort Now break it down to the beat one time! Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy I f**k a different ho a day and leave rubbers and p**y b**hes keep lookin for some Too $hort acts Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust b**h might lose her mind if I raw-dig her Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer No more player,no Shorty the Pimp I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!" Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat! Then my b**h turn into a rat I could try to mack again but the b**hes won't want me Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw All the rappers who was fake gonna mic,got raw Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars Now I ride the bus and sh** I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all Now I can't afford breakfast I lost everything I worked to be Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me sh**!Snap back came out of my dream sh** can really happen if you know what I mean? But f**k a wife b*atch,stay away Don't wanna own a p**y,keep the babies on lay-away b**h thought I robbed it,said it was mine She didn't know I f**ked her with a dil*o the whole time Star-struck b**h seein dollar signs,she think the wad is fine Playin games so I taught her mine Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap b**hes keep comin up $hort F**kin with Too $hort,Too $hort (b**h!) REPEAT