Too $hort (too Short) - Step Daddy lyrics

Step daddy, I know what you want I come through like the first of the month Ain't nothing but a holiday When I f** my way I'm her worst nightmare, her wettest dream We always do that freaky thing And when I'm coming to her house I know just what she's all about Don't waste no time, get in it Keep on humping til my head starts spinning Whoop that a** like a world champ Break the chairs and knock down the lamp In my birthday suit, dripping wet No I ain't tripping how freaky it get Feeling that sweat on my eyebrow Nothing can't stop me but nature now f**ing your b**h like them pros do Something you can't get close to Born to Mack in my drop-top Caddy Just call me "Step Daddy" (Repeat 3x) How many mothers in the house tonight, ladies? How many daddies take care of them babies? They got to learn to take care of their own Getting girls pregnant and leaving 'em alone Fine little b**hes, way too young Met Short Dog and then gave him some So why you keep talking about the PG&E? When all she ever wanted was a man like me To come through, and do that thang Step Daddy in the house, and I got game So lock your back doors, check your hoes s** on the p**y and lick them toes Step Daddy coming through like a p**no flick Freak the b**h, now she loves my dick She let me bust big nuts all in her mouth And S.D. turned the b**h out Just call me "Step Daddy" (Repeat 4x) Gold-digging b**hes in the City of Dope Got it going on like a daytime soap She's so freaky, she'll make you shout One on the way and got two at the house Three different daddies, and all is well As long as them brothers keep making mail And it's cool, when I come through Play step daddy for a minute or two And then f** her, that's how it's done It's not my daughter and it's not my son So what if your kids start tearing sh** up I really don't give a f** I never get mad about the sh** they break When I'm around, we eat steak I let the motherf**ers act bad Buy 'em toys when they're crying and sad Could you be 'em? Your baby's momma Turns me on in her freaky pajamas I come through and make the whole house happy Just call me "Step Daddy" (Repeat 3x) Get freaky, and do it wild On the floor, doggy style I get rug burns, on my knees While your b**h be crying "Please don't stop" So I don't I f** her like I know you won't Pull out my dick and make her lose hope Stick it back in and make her take some notes If that's your b**h, homeboy you'd better keep her Cause she won't stay off my beeper You can't f** her and I appreciate it Even though I know you hate it I keep getting that good sh** S.D. want to f** your b**h Come through and make the hoe so happy Just call me "Step Daddy" (Repeat 2x)