Too $hort (too Short) - Pervin lyrics

Let's go hit the l-i-q, man Hit the what, n***a? The l-i-q, man Let's do that Hey nephew What you got on my drink? b*atch n***a, I'm bout to get blitzed up my wits Biiiaiaitch (Pervin) For sho One mo' 'gen, my n***as (I feel like pervin) Ah-ah Derty werkin for certain What you doin? I'm tryin to get high (I feel like pervin) T.D.W.Y b*atch Do that sh** b*atch (Pervin) Short Dog, it's on you, n***a Now {Too $hort} I just left the sto' with a bottle of blue I'm drinkin bombay safire, what's up with you? You want a Tangueray or that Seagram's? I'm on that 94 proof, f** them weak ones I might be a skinny little n***a, but I can drink Designated driver, tell me what you think You on the pa**enger side or are you drivin? You get to drive, and I'ma keep gettin high then Let your square-a** get me home Smoke a few indo joints to the dome We gettin high like Jimi Hendrix Smokin that Northern California Tremendous Hit y'all upside down left-handed You muthaf**as really don't understand it My drink was made in England with them herbs and fruits It ain't no 80-somethin, I told you it was 94 proof b*atch (Pervin) What we doin (I feel like pervin) Muthaf**as in this muthaf**a on stomp status Up in this muthaf**a pervin (I feel like pervin) Got your boy Captain-Save-A-Hoe up in here f** they know They ain't knowin (Pervin) Hey 40 You know your boy saved you a drink Cause you know I got you So sip up {E-40} Uugh, I musta woke up early this morning on the wrong side of the bed Cause the last thing that I can remember is a sap b**h givin me head I don't know how I got to the crib, can't recall where I parked my stick All I remember tellin that hoe was, "b**h, don't bite my dick" Well, did she bite yo dick? yeah, kinda sorta How you feelin today? sh**, I'm kinda sober What kinda car was you drivin? I think I was in my Nova What the hell was you drinkin? Everclear on my Mossa {Rappin' 4-Tay} I can't hang with you muthaf**as, y'all way past tilt And 40 Water, you got your homie sprung on that Gorilla Milk A gang of that Broccoli to the brain Hurlin all night off them Hurricanes I think I just might make a new drink Gettin to the point where I can't think Woke up talkin what happened last night? I don't remember sh** But I looked down, seen a bad b**h sleep on a n***a's dick Feelin the aftermath of the hangover Coulda been that bomb doja I'm splurgin and swervin I still feel like pervin (Pervin) Ah-ha Ah-ha b*atch (I feel like pervin) n***as in this muthaf**a on one On a good one In this muthaf**a pervin (I feel like pervin) 40 Fonzarelli a/k/a Charlie Hustle (Pervin) Where that n***a Anthony at? {Ant Banks} Sippin on Safire mixed with a little bit of whatchamacallit Burpin, slurpin, I'm a cold-a** alcoholic n***a, perkin, and all that anti-high sh** ain't workin If I don't get to Alcoholics Anonymous quick I ain't gon' remember sh** M-mh, just flashbacks, I think I need a box of Tums Cos I got a cold case of the runs sh**, too much alcoholic consumption Conjunction, junction, what's yo function? {Captain Save-Em} Well, [?], when it comes to drinkin I'm a new boy, a b**b, a rookie Last night these n***as had me drinkin somethin called Silky-Silky I asked if they can make mine just a little bit weaker That's when that n***a 40 handed me one these liquors named Moesha It was mixed with Krypton Brothers blended with a swig of ice tea Muthaf**a, what it is the hell you're tryin to do to me? Had my head spinnin, stomach sh**tin out some rocks I rinsed it down with some Evian water, had me pissin on my socks (Pervin) Hell yeah Muthaf**a up in this b**h pervin (I feel like pervin) sh**, is this a borin day n***a, wanna play some dominos? (I feel like pervin) Shoot some dice Hit the liquor sto' (Pervin) Go get a bottle of that Get-Me-Right And get to, and get to (Pervin) Get to pervin on they hoe a** Make me feel good (I feel like pervin) Hit the hood, slide out Burn some rubber (I feel like pervin) Pick up my hoe-a**, s*ut-a** b**h And let her s** yo dick In the middle of the daylight In front of all your sidehops That's pervin, n***a b*atch I feel like pervin When a b**h be servin In her mouth b*atch Pervin I feel like pervin When a hoe be swervin Her lips and she be out Outta line b*atch I love that n***a on one Twisted, n***a, in this b**h bent Muthaf**a hollered that sh** They say, that n***a Feezy a fool n***a, you was that b**h feelin it, hah? I say hell yeah, n***a Now b*atch Where that n***a Anthony at? Too $heezy Captain Save-Em My n***a Forte In this b**h-a** n***a we doin this I thougth you thought I'm a jig, b**h Pervin I feel like pervin Hooo...