[Hook] She look like she's 22 But she's 18 so I think it's cool Now all my friends think that I'm a fool Cause I pick her up from the high school [Verse 1: Too $hort] She's so young and gifted (she licks it) She's so much fun to get with (thick b**h) I told her meet me half way Everyday is like the Saturday Some girls like to party and f** Drink all the liquor and smoke the weed up Take you somewhere you can kick your feet up Make you feel good then s** the D up They wanna have fun at the party Tequila, vodka, rum, and bacardi She loves it when I make her scream And even though she's only 18 She's a Dick University alumni Call her if you wanna have fun time 677-8319 Throw the p**y in the air like sunshine, b**h [Hook] [Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] She look good and it's f**ing me up She got two kids and they ugly as f** One's two, the other just a baby And I don't wanna know they name, this chick crazy This b**h is bad news She got bad breath and tattoos I heard she f**ed a fat dude for a fake ID in Cancum Met her up at the club, fake ID says she's 21 She did six months in jail This sh** turns me on, I know I'm going to hell They say age is just a number She off to college with a box of rubbers 18 years old, you can't say sh** dad, she legal [Hook] [Verse 3: Smoov-E] Happy birthday You're 18 but you taste like 30 And you're so damn thirsty Cause I rep so dirty and you love it So that's why you call me back I eat bu*tholes and all of that Girl tell a friend how I get down How I stuck my tall can in your mouth I don't want nothing to do with no pair of saggy b**bs I want a tight young piece like you Some peach fuzz to bite into Little Timmy introduced me to Tammy (who?) Guess that's why my dick's so happy But you know that I had to end it Cause my dick got Tammy pregnant [Hook]