Too $hort (too Short) - It Might Sound Crazy lyrics

[Intro: Daz & (Soopafly)] Man, Soopafly, how you feel about these b**hes? (f** 'em) You know what I'm saying?... But the p**y is good (Yeah, it is nice) Heh heh heh [Chorus] I said - I said - I said it might sound crazy but I'm so in love with you I said it might sound crazy but I'm so in love with you *over chorus* [Girl] Daz, I'm glad you broke up with that b**h Yeah, I know what time it is [Daz] You in love with me?! [Girl] Yeah baby, I'm in love with you [Daz] Check it out, baby [Girl] What's up? [Daz] I'm about clockin' dollars... [Girl] Hey, give me some [Daz] Handlin' my business and (hey, n***a) kickin' hoes to the curb (break that b**h) after I get my thang and that's right [Girl] I know that's right, right, right, right [Daz Dillinger] Woke up one bright morning out some bomb a** co*k Feelin' like the man as I shake the spot Freaked the girl named Tameka, made my ba** thump deeper My girl huntin' me down, paged a n***a on my beeper As I continue to adjust the amps and bust the speaker My girl paged again, and again, and again As I'm diggin' out her mother's best friend Askin' 'bout my kids, say they gettin' big As we moan and dig f**ed another - she was kinda thick but kinda slim Freaky little thang named Kim Askin' when we gon' engage in bomb s** again I'm askin' her "when you gon' give me bomb head again?" I mean she took me to her houseW Orked a n***a straight, turned him out Wanna know the freaky thangs that you talk about I really wanna make it rough, make it soft, no doubt If you wanna f**, then we can turn it out You in love [Chorus] *over chorus* (Baby, I want you to f** my homegirl Baby, you like the way I s** your dick, don't you OOoohhh, you love the way I lick your balls) [Daz Dillinger] Told Miss Harris it was too late to stop and too late to quit I was lovin' that p**y while she was lovin' this dick I was shovin' it in her while she was yellin' don't quit I was diggin' her out, while I was s**in' her tits She said - "Let's have a freaky, freaky, freaky type experience That's very diff-er-ent, that's so magnificent" She had a bad bad b**h named Spearamint Thought she was the gum the way the b**h hummed Let's get freaky tonight, let's get rolled Let's get high as a kite, ya know Baby gave a show, true indeed, the way she ate a n***as dick I knew she was a pro, I knew she was a pro I had a young tender that I'll always remember Named Dana, needed dick just to tame her Every two months. I'd telephone her ringer, just to bone To come over at night when her man ain't home I keep the weed just to keep her stoned, huh And I'd f** and be out 'fore dawn, huh I gotta page from another homegirl named Shy Baby loved to lick her tongue, holla, holla, an' give me some Daz make a b**h cum like never before Do it fast, do it slow - f** me like you want it Hittin' every little organ by her stomach Stop back up, b**h who the f** keep you cummin'... [Daz talking] And you know, sometimes the p**y still be callin' my name And the p**y be like - ("Ooo Daz, keep me cummin'") And I respond to the p**y like - "What's happenin'" And you know Too $hort that's some real player sh** [Too $hort] n***a Daz is a real player [Daz] It's all the way hot [Too $hort] $hort Dog's in the house [Daz] sh** [Too $hort] Oh, you know I know these hoes [Daz] And you know that [Too $hort] I can't f** with you, I need a b**h like Tracy Got a good job, when she walks in the place, she - Gets respect with them big-a** tits She ain't no first date dick s**in' tramp a** b**h I pick the winners, never get the wrong ones Check me right now, I got a pocket full of phone numbers She said "You wanna be a player all yo' life? You'll never get a woman you can call your wife" You see, Tracy got it going on, see her try to get wit' me Her sister got my beeper number, keeps on hittin' me Think I f**ed her twice, long time ago But now I like Tracy and she won't let go I know a trick a** n***a might think it's scary Will it come back on him if he gets married I don't give a f** about b**hes in the past Cause if I put it down, I'ma make the sh** last And get the cash, b**hes always talkin' that love sh** No, it ain't happ'nin', tell me what's up b**h Actin' like Michelle when I told her I missed her She said I love you right after I kissed her What she wanna say that for? - Not today n***as like us, you know we stuck in our ways Ask Lisa or her niece huh, I never pay 'em money Had a little freak by the name of Laid Lonnie I live by the game, that's what I'm all about The b**h started trippin' so we had to fall out Think I'm supposed to pay, cause I got ends I said "f** you b**h, and all your friends" That's an everyday scenario, now here you go Tryin' to be good to me, I can't feel it though My old school tramp s**ed a damn good dick I tried to turn the b**h out, she couldn't handle it Trick beotch! [Daz] C'mon, trick beotch [Too $hort] Trick beotch! [Daz] Trick beotch [Daz] Now you done f**ed me You done f**ed Too $hort Done f**ed my cousin Done f**ed Nate sh**, huh, just done f**ed everybody It might sound crazy [answering machine (ladies voice)] Just leave a personalized message for me Were you talking to me? Do you be thinkin' 'bout me, huh? Baby. Do you be thinkin' 'bout me? [Daz] sh**, how this b**h gon' call me, Soopafly And she just s**ed a homeboy's dick b**h