Too $hort (too Short) - I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper (Remix) lyrics

[T-Pain talking] God damn lil' mama, you ain't heard the remix yet Twista, Paul Wall, Pimp C, MJG, Too $hort, come on baby [T-Pain] She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that Super-cute face and the booty so fat I'm in the club dropping twenty-four stacks Cuz I'm in love and that's a well known fact Like, yeah she know what she doing If a n***a chillin' with a stripper then he never go back home She got eyes bu*ter pecan brown can't leave it alone Liking the way she break it down to the flo' Need to get her over here show her where It's about to go down right now I'm in love with a stripper [Twista] You wanna know where Twista be on fifty T-Pain invited me to Magic City I'm about to have some fun 2001 In these pocket all my e-fizzles with me I like the way mama get up on the table I like the way she pour the honey in her naval I like it when she smack her fatty and open it up in front of me I wanna touch it but I ain't able The one leg she can shake at the top of the pole Look at the laffy taffy when she pop, she roll I wanna get her in the bed right after they close When I do a video you get the popular role In the V.I.P. they get a lil' lap dance Come and grind on the willy of a black man In my ear tellin' me the sh** a n***a like to hear While I nibble on ya nipple like Pac-Man She freakin', she lickin', she rubbin' Then she pulled my dick out and start s**in' All because I be the Twista Even though T-Pain told me shorty was a freak I asked her can I take her home (Down right now) [Hook 2X: T-Pain] I'm in love with a stripper, she really think I'm playing, I'm playing She take me for a joke when I say it I'm in love with a stripper, got it real hot, gotta get with her I can't stay out this club [Pimp C] Uh, young Pimp C I'm a P-I-M-P, trickin' ain't in my pedigree It really ain't bout no square love it's strictly cause she payin' me She be wantin' lay me but I can't do too much of that Cuz even though yo a** fat, freakin' off ain't where it's at But I can show you how to get out there and get it You love yo daddy I know ya with it That's why I got love for you Cuz you get out there and do what it do Workin' my piece and work the pole Break the trick you gotta pay to roll Get the money break 'em off And we in the Benz and we scratchin' off [Paul Wall] It was love at first sight when I seen that a** shakin' And bout fifty dollars later it was love in our makin' Ya simply won my heart when I saw the way ya work that pole And when you bent over ya had my wallet in a choke hold I saw you in your birthday suit and and baby it was fate When you give me a lap dance its like we gone on a date But I feel like ya cheatin' on me when I see ya dancin' with other guys I'm runnin' low on ones, I can't lie I'm in love baby [Hook 2X] [R. Kelly] I must be the first man to ever fall in love with an a** Gonna roll down on my knees and ask that a** to marry me ‘Cause that booty makes me forget about every chick I freak with in my past Plus we got a lot in common she's a stripper, I'm a freak Make me wanna grab it, I gotta habit, I gotta have it You can call me the man of steel, cause that a** is just like a magnet, damn You got me so in love, can't stay away from this club Every time I find myself rollin up on them dubs I been around the world See booty all the time I never seen a booty so so purty so so fine Comin' down the pole No secret why I'm here ‘cuz girl you keep my donk on swole When it drop drop, when it pop pop, and when it hop hop Baby the way you doin' that thing don't you stop stop I wanna stick it, wanna kiss it, if I could I'd put my whole damn head in it ‘Cause I'm in love with a stripper [Hook 2x] [MJG] I'm in love with a stripper, I need to get some stripper counselin' Cuz I'm the first one in the front row when they make a stripper announcement I think I'm fallin' in love with the one with the most a** Thin, lil' bitty waist, I'mma go and buy that b**h a Volkswagen MJG, pimp tight, no mo' tippin' stop the bill If I come in here one mo' night I'm gon' need Dr. Phil But I'm a G, I'll step back and tell them b**hes outright Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife [Too $hort] The last girl was pretty but she wasn't fine as you She was s**y but she couldn't do the thangs you do She could dance but nothin' like the way you move I used to want her until the day I saw you I'm a grown a** man I thought I seen it all Doin' all that on the pole and didn't even fall And right then I knew exactly what it was (What's that) I wanna f** the baddest b**h in the club [Hook 4X]