Too $hort (too Short) - Hoes lyrics

You see some people like to play the dating game Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?" Wine and dine and waste all that time Spending money on a ho cause you think she's fine Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to f** Played like a s**er, you should know what's up Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-a** ho Listen to a real dog, cause I know You get a pretty yellow b**h with that long-a** hair Fine motherf**er trying to get with a player Can't f** worth sh**, old stiff-a** b**h Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick I need a b**h with a beeper, a full time tramp She can't s** dick like she's licking a stamp But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole Deep throat this big dick and act real bold You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your a** Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail Take 'em to the stroll and let the p**y sell Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts But to a grandmother, they're like big s*uts And if you're Short Dog, they look like bank rolls If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes Cause hoes were made to be broken It happens every day in Oakland I need a b**h, that's one thing I know Put my money where my mouth is and just break that ho Two and fro, they like to run in pairs Hit small towns and sell p**y everywhere I ain't giving no b**hes, no kind of slack Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack Prostitution is the oldest profession Kick back young partner, learn your lesson Pimp till you die, as long as you know Pimps ain't nothing but hoes Getting paid, for everything you say If a ho wants to f** you, she gots to pay Keep the b**h broke and control the world Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls" Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy s*ut Take a ho to a spot and let her lick these nuts Get a square b**h, you gotta lie to kick it But with a nasty b**h, she'll just lick it and lick it I had a square b**h, man, she looked way too cool She said she loved me, but is that true? She asked me could she be my lady Wanted so much to have my baby So what b**h? I popped your cherry Hell f**ing no, I don't wanna get married Cause can't no b**h hound me Talking that sh** about a family I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight And please don't trip on the cellulite I got a fat b**h, s**ing on my dick Every day homie it's the same old sh** Don't look stupid, ho, drop them goddamn drawers Get your a** in the bed and let's f** like dogs On the very first night, we f**ed I got the p**y, I got s**ed I couldn't wait, she asked me why I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, b**h Hoes are like cum freaks, they s** you dry The do what you say, and don't ask why Who said that ho ain't old enough? If she could bleed, then she can f** Call me "Dirty Dog" but your co*k stank Motherf**ers think pimps ain't making bank But the, pimp game just don't stop You gotta be down to reach the top I tell all my homies "Play these hoes" Don't eat the p**y and play these hoes Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking b**hes like that you find all through Oakland Miniskirts and no panties on When it's time to f**, it don't take too long And it's mandatory for hoes to simp Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps So take this game and keep it for life Never make a ho into a housewife Just get a good b**h, a workaholic like Holly b**h so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley And make big bank, it's the p**y is dope They keep coming back until the tricks go broke But if that ho jumps off the track Another young b**h will bring them tricks right back