Too $hort (too Short) - Funk Session lyrics

Shock G: The mother f**ing funk seesion is about to begin Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around The funk session is about to begin When I say funk session, i ain't talking about George Clinton I love that n***a though I ain't talking about James Brown and Sly Stone I'm not talking about mother f**ing the Time and Prince (What you talking about?) We talking about funk session 96 style 96 funk mean a different thing That means you looked at my woman, and I'm stepping to you And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a n***a's brains out Too Short: You see we can't along cause we just don't want to You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you And sing the ripper, we just say oh well And the white man keeps on building more jails I know the system ain't nothing to fool with Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with And I know damn well you got my name on the list Cause I'm the one that called your daughter a b**h Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies Gangsta rap causes crime, Mike Tyson wrecked the system Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can't forget Malcom X taught us knowledge, Martin Luther preached for peace And every day black men lying dead in the street So where's the real education, in the hood Peace to the m**ms cause they're doing real good They're never giving up, on the black folks We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough Get rich if you want to, I ain't trying to front you If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through It's been a long night but we're still getting funky Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey I heard it when she said it, "You just a dogg Short Like them G's out in South Side Chicago" I said that's right ho, I'm from the East O And I will never spend my money on a six-fo High performance, is what I'm riding I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding I'm getting money in this criminal's country Ho's show me love because my pimping's so lovely I'm not a role model, unless you trying to mack her Cause first I am player and second I'm a rapper Third I'm just a big a** baller Top notch on my beeper but I still won't call her Cause I got one with me, And I'm a pimp till I die Don't be talking to them snitches, you'll get sent on a lie Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing I wonder what would happen if they catch em You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline And he'll be smoking like a mother f**ing dope fiend Nowaday's they like to k** your whole crew For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe He said excuse me, but it wasn't al-right So now you want to take his punk a** outside So you can hit him, and with him Let his momma bury him in a suit that don't fit 'em You don't give an F-U-C-K So just f** him Didn't have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him Knife up and down all around in his gut Standing in his blood looked down and said "What's up?" What's up n***a, Shock G tell 'em like Treach Shock G: East coast n******gs are the craziest And West coast n******gs are the craziest And down south n******gs are the craziest It seems like all american n******gs are the craziest It done got out of hand We don't drink that potion at the white mother f**ing ma**es Immediate and cooked up for us and now we k**ing each other Remember me all, I want everybody to look back Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground I want you to look back right now We rolling with the Dangerous Crew I want you to look back when I said Y'all remember that sh** when I said, I said ah America, Get busy Humpty yeah The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods The white for whose got you doing time We busting caps on one another and it never stops You know it never stops But you know, that Shock's been searching for someone Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan To straighten you n******gs out sh** they call me MC Blowfish Back when Digital Underground first started Say, I was running the whole thing, say The call me MC Blowfish hey Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this I say, I say, I say, I say Shorty check me out I say, I say Now follow as I slip into that bu*ter melody This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry So try to focus on my dope I suggest that you invest in a telescope As I come with hella rythem Move closer to your television Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldn't see me though As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano I'm slanging them nouns and verbs You couldn't see me with binoculars I guess I'm just a little different cause I do love them hoes Just maybe not the same way I love my n******gos Cause I love it when they say something fly The ill caps make me laugh till I cry Some frys and some freaks and it's on All night long I love to see my homies living strong But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook Rains salts on another brother's sunny day I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play I said I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play Cause it's hella fun here, I'm not going to front on that Yeah, n******gs have booming fun Flossing and f**ing with these hoes and capping n******gs But wheres we heading as a people Where is we heading This is the funk session y'all Check me out This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew Yeah I got my man Breed in the house Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string And blow your mind, Yeah I got Pee-Wee in the house And you know what Pee-Wee said He said, He said Shock, You know that...(fade out)