I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap 225 thousand hours Get it calculated, do the math I made 1,000 songs that made you move your a*** And for the last 300 months I made 16 albums with me on the front and they bump Where you get your beats? I heard 93 rappers say b*** like me 2 singers and 10 comedians And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me in What's my favorite word? B*** Why they gotta say it like $hort? B*** You know they can't play on my court Can't hang with the big dogs, stay on the porch Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Where you get that from? Grab the mic, spit one, let me hit that b*** Pimp-C, 8-Ball and MJG Keep spittin' that P to the I M P Bun-B, that's Texas, baby Ball and G, that's Memphis, baby $hort Dog, that's Oakland, baby Ain't nothin' but pimpin' these days, G My n*** C got locked up But these real h*** still know they gots to f*** Give a f***, what you say $hort Dog f*** with UGK Do you really wanna be like me? Spit game like Snoop and TIP Pretty girls in the V.I.P They came with Dre, they don't need I.D Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Your mind is gone, your brain is blazed You've been wide awake for the last 3 days Poppin' p***, it goes down for real Don't stop, just keep rollin' down hill Crash and burn, can't stand, fall back You're doin' too much, you can't handle all that Man, it's been way too long Time to let the whole world play your songs Like me, my s*** gets around Leave the country come back and hit The Town I'm in Miami, New York and ATL Houston and L.A., ask Dave Chappelle About my rich b***, he got her from me And made 50 million dollars, I'm proud of you D But I'm crazy, you don't wanna be like me I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy Blow it Blow the whistle Blow the whistle Blow the whistle B*** Too $hort Up all night, baby Album number 16 Y'all can't f*** wit that