Tony Yayo - PO Jones Piss Test (Skit) lyrics

[Interlude:] [Tony Yayo:] C'mon! You know I'm doin' my thang, man. [P.O. Jones:] I'm just checkin' up on you, you know? I'm just checkin' up on you. [Tony Yayo:] You ain't gotta check up on me, man. [P.O. Jones:] Why don't you piss? [Tony Yayo:] You just came to my house the other day and searched. [P.O. Jones:] Piss for me! [Tony Yayo:] WHAT?! [P.O. Jones:] Pee. You know, like in a cup. Pee! [Tony Yayo:] Pee for you? [P.O. Jones:] Why don't you pee right in front of me? C'mon! You see that package I go-hahaha-t, ahahah! [Tony Yayo:] C'mon! You on some f*ggot sh**?! It's some... C'mon, c'mon! [P.O. Jones:] Hahahahahahaaaah! [Tony Yayo:] P.O. Jones, man! 'Ey! C'mon! Sss... f*ggot! [whispering] [door slam shuts] [P.O. Jones:] You'd better listen to me, a**hole! If you don't pee in this f**in' cup right now... [Tony Yayo:] WHAT?! Yo, come on! [P.O. Jones:] I'm goin'... [Yayo's puttin' a gun in P.O. Jones' mouth] [Tony Yayo:] FFF-fu*k THAT! C'mon! [P.O. Jones:] [mumbling] [Tony Yayo:] Show 'em what you f**in' made me, man. I'm f**in' tired of all these bullsh**! Put me on house-arrest again... extended my probation, mothaf**a! [gun co*ks] [P.O. Jones:] [mumbling] [Tony Yayo:] Huh?! [P.O. Jones:] [mumbling] [Tony Yayo:] I got TWO more months and I'm a f**in' off probation! [P.O. Jones:] Uhm srry, Uhm srry... [gun jam] Uhm srry! [Tony Yayo:] Yeah, you sorry? Sign the paper! Get me off probation! Early release, c'mon! [P.O. Jones:] [mumbling] [Tony Yayo:] Early release? [P.O. Jones:] [gasp] [Tony Yayo:] Aight, thank you Mr. Jones! Thank you! Thank you... Don't tell anybody!