[Verse 1] Henrietta, we got no flowers for you Just these three miserable c*nts Sitting on the back seat, banging on the off beat We know you love us and you probably do Although you're husband may cut us He's such an animal, though everything is possible [Chorus] Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out It's hard to miss you when you follow us about Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola And it's, clean out the bank and bump off your daddy, you can Come live with us among the has-beens and the addicts These are crazy times down at Costello music you can Answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it, come on Oh, come on Oh, come on [Verse 2] Dear Henrietta, we're just three lonely boys Though the girls love us, we're so Into you incredibly, we'd love to see you terribly We'd love to hate you but we don't have no choice Come be our wa-ha-ha-ha Honey, honey three four, one time, once more [Chorus]