[Verse 1] Have you ever noticed how God keeps moving? In ancient times, believers in the biblical God thought that he lived on a mountaintop But once we were able to scale that mountain and observe for ourselves that he wasn't there, he moved into the clouds But, once we were able to fly Well, let's just say it got a little bit more complicated pinning down his residence Because it seemed that he had many homes Some believers would a**ert that he lives in the human heart But see, the heart has been mapped, opened up, and thoroughly observed Guess what? He wasn't there And then it got really silly because the believers in the biblical God began to a**ert that he is everywhere, at once But that didn't make much sense upon further scrutiny Mainly because they also insist that evil cannot exist in His presence Yet, they admit to believing that evil exists in the world If God exists everywhere, then evil shouldn't exist anywhere Going by their own definition See if being omnipresent is one of the main ingredients of your definition of God Then you are presented with somewhat of a dilemma So where does God exist now? Well now it seems that the apologists have used their G.P.S., their "God Positioning System" To pinpoint His new local at the beginning of the big bang Now, according to them, this is where He is But isn't it more likely that you're just moving the goalposts? At this point, (laughs) you have very nearly moved him out of our reality Now to me, that means they're one more step, and you've almost got it Because outside of our reality would mean that He's - Not - Real