Tom Wilson - On the Road Again lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I wake up in the morning There's frogs inside my socks Your mama, she's a-hiding Inside the icebox Your daddy walks in wearing A Napoleon Bonarparte mask Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, do you have to ask? [Verse 2] Well, I got to pet your monkey I get a face full of claws I ask who's in the fireplace And you tell me Santa Claus The milkman comes in He's wearing a derby hat And you ask why I don't live here Honey, how come you have to ask me that? [Verse 3] Well, I asked for something to eat I'm hungry as a hog So I get brown rice, seaweed And a dirty hot dog I've got a hole Where my stomach disappeared Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, I got to think you're really weird [Verse 4] Your grandpa's cane It turns into a sword Your grandma prays to pictures That are pasted on a board Everything inside my pockets Your uncle steals And you ask why I don't live here Honey, I can't believe that you're for real [Verse 5] Well, there's fist fight in the kitchen They're enough to make me cry The mailman comes in Even he's got to take a side Even the butler He's got something to prove Then you ask why I don't live here Honey, how come you don't move?