Tom MacDonald - Dummies lyrics

I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it (What?) Everything is sexist, h*mophobic or it’s racist When life gives us lemons, we’re supposed to wanna change it But my generation rather take some pills and escape it (Pew) Say that I’m transphobic if you wanna, but one day I’ll be a father And I really hope my son don’t grow up to be my daughter (Haha) I ain’t tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker That’s the problem, being honest got ’em triggered (Triggered) The kids are getting weaker ’cause they’re sheltered by society Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety (Woo!) Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently And cancel everyone without improvin’ on the life we live (It’s true) Without white there’s no black, without the straight there’s no gay Without the men there’s no women, without the night there’s no day Without the idiots we couldn’t laugh at them when they fall So maybe we need them after all Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all I guess you love to be wrong But you don’t have the guts or the balls Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumb I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it (I don’t) Everyone’s obsessed with making stupid people famous (Yep) If a white boy raps, then it’s called appropriation But Beyonce has her hair blonde and people say she’s slated (It’s weird) Everybody’s outraged, everybody’s mad Our solutions to the issues don’t make no sense (No sense!) These stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps We don’t cancel feet or persecute the people with legs (Hahaha) The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things They fought so you could vote, I saw your bu*thole on OnlyFans I’m not a bad person ’cause you don’t like what I say (Yep) Call me h*mophobic just because I think straight (Ew) I love people even though we disagree (Disagree) I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree (From a tree) Then everyone would plant ’em and we’d probably save the planet for free Too bad we only need ’em to breathe Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all I guess you love to be wrong But you don’t have the guts or the balls Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumb I love the Earth, but I don’t really wanna save it Classifyin’ people by their sex and race degrades ’em (True) But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population Guess the labels are okay if they’re Caucasian (That’s right) Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely even see ’em “Go outside sometime, there’s fresh air you could be breathing” Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal “Go and meet your families, they’re probably nice people” These days you’re a Nazi if you don’t hate the police They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese I’m sorry, what kinda white people you mean? English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek? And Black Lives Matter was problematic (What?) It excludes anyone without the pigment, it’s automatic (‘Kay) I understand all the reasons it happened But includin’ all humans is the actual answer Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all Ain’t nobody dumber than y’all I guess you love to be wrong But you don’t have the guts or the balls Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, did-dee-dumb dumbbb