Tom Lehrer - L-y lyrics

You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently ... silently ... silent ... l-y You're a secret agent man Who's after the secret plan How do you act so they don't know you're as spy? Normally ... normally ... normal ... l-y At an eating contest you boast That you can eat the most How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... l-y On the lake your boat upset And your clothes got soaking wet How do you stand and wait for them to dry? D-d-d-d-d patiently ... d-d-d-d-d patiently ... patient ... l-y In the public library You fall and you hurt your knee But the isgn says "quiet please," so how can you cry? Quietly .... quietly .... quiet ... l-y Asyou walk along the street A porcupine you meet How do you shake his hand when he says hi? Carefully ... carefully .... careful ... l-y You enter a very dark room And sitting there in the gloom Is dracula! now how do you say goodbye? Immediately ... immediately ... immediate ... l-y Bye bye!