Tom Lehrer - Vatican Rag lyrics

[Chorus] First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your rosaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! Do whatever steps you want, if You have cleared them with the Pontiff Everybody say his own Kyrie eleison Doing the Vatican Rag Get in line in that processional Step into that small confessional There, the guy who's got religion'll Tell you if your sin's original If it is, try playing it safer Drink the wine and chew the wafer Two, four, six, eight Time to transubstantiate! [Chorus] So get down upon your knees Fiddle with your rosaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! Make a cross on your abdomen When in Rome do like a Roman Ave Maria Gee it's good to see ya Getting ecstatic and Sorta dramatic and Doing the Vatican Rag!