Tom Dalgety - Plaster of Paris lyrics

[Verse] You look like a praying mantis You could say that the bug is man [Chorus] Big joke or a small disaster Last chance before they give it the plaster [Verse] Paint my picture and I'll paint you You're not like the others, you ain't [Chorus] Running down the hill I thought I pa**ed her Last chance before they give it the plaster [Verse] I can't dance but I don't wanna bore ya Last line from the cephalaphore [Chorus] I'll be the son of a son of a son of a ba*tard Last chance before they give it the plaster [Chorus] Big joke or a small disaster Last chance before they give it the plaster