[Verse 1] Saw you coming my way, put my nose in a book Some crap that you gave me or something that I took Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather He's so together oozing like I never could [Chorus] I bet he's a cla**ic masher He toot toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they're laughing at you [Verse 2] He's playing dumb, you're looking at clothes Straightening his hat, Mr. Shnook ho-hum I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad Never felt so blue, guess I never amused you [Chorus] (x2) I bet he's a cla**ic masher He toot toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they're laughing at you [Outro] They talk boots while they're laughing at you (x8)