Tom Cruz - Inventory lyrics

[Country Ass Man] Now look here, these boys done came down HERE from Atlanta Took all the motherf**in' b**hes Smoked up all the weed I was chillin' right by the store Me and Lee John and Lee Bob I said, "goddamit, Lee Bob, get that n***a!" "Dont you see him over there with your sister?!" Next thing you know, Lee Bob done pulled out a musket Man, f** it [Fat Tony] Flyest n***a if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare b**hes if you need one Flyest n***a if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare b**hes [Tom Cruz] I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van Couple in stock and a couple in my plans Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan Part of God's plan [Blunt Fang] She's a she wolf, she's got her own agenda I'm think I'm finta Wolf Blitzer Damn right, she f**ed me on the first night (on the first f**ing night) Cause it's her body, her choice, and her right Plus she thought it was a privilege and a honor to chill with a n***a and smoke ganja Whether Elizabeth, or Sandra, or Jasmine Solana I'mma get 'em if I wanna, to the most exotic flora to the f**in' local fauna Blunt and Cruz like the black Jonas brothers except you can't jone us But your b**h can't swallow my kids like the Greek god Cronos Swallowed Zeus and all of his siblings This a Jungle Book and we ain't talking Rudyard Kipling Yeah y'all got tools but we don't need y'all n***as to fix things Yeah we got hoes and we ain't even farming [Fat Tony] I got hoes like Bond, I took 4 hoes to prom I got hoes that's shy, I got hoes that charm I got hoes that's mad, I got hoes that's calm When I string 'em along like a ball of yarn I got Tiffany, Mallory, Ally, Tia, we casually Conjuring up a concubine, she calls me "your majesty" Actually I practically started like thirty families And I ain't been paying sh** so she tryna Judge Mathis me Ever since I got my first kiss, first touch I knew that having one just wasn't enough Havin' so much fun, sometimes I feel like a s*ut But I forget it and don't regret it when I grip her bu*t When I grip hers too, it's really cool And when she gets nude, we do what it do Now I don't say this to everybody but girl you look like you need somebody Cause you got a mind and you got a body with a hide I could ride like a Trolley [Tom Cruz] Woe is me, so many damn hoes the real ho is me Self-destructive behavior I haven't even dealt with yet Take the brunette, leave the one with the black hair in GladWare for later …f**in' hater Should have seen what he said to me Tried to edit me and discredit me cause allegedly Someone saw his wife to be give head to me But that's neither here nor there because I don't give a f**, you see I'm too busy making bread, you see And basically he's dead to me [Fat Tony] Flyest n***a if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare b**hes if you need one Flyest n***a if ya ever seen one, I got a couple spare b**hes [Tom Cruz] I got a couple on hand, couple in the car, and a couple in the van Couple in stock and a couple in my plans Don't judge the man cause it's just the way I am Just the way I am, and I don't really give a damn Just the way I am, it's just part of God's plan Part of God's plan