Todd Snider - Beer Run lyrics

B-double E double R U-N-beer run B-double E double R U-N-beer run all we need is a ten and five-er, car and key and a sober driver, B-double E double R U-N-beer run a couple of frat guys from abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen at the K-pei swine and sworay dance- they wore baseball caps and khaki pants- they wanted cigarettes-so to save a little money- they got one from this hippie who smelt kina funny and-next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry- and pretty thirsty tooo B-double E double R U-N-beer run B-double E double R U-N-beer ru-unn all we need is a ten and five-er, car and key and a sober driver, B-double E double R U-N-beer run found a store with a sign-said there beer was coldest-so they sent in Brad- cause he looked the oldest -he got a case of beer and a candy bar -walked over to where all them registers are layed his fake id on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned up, he looked he stopped. he said "son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but im gonna have to keep this card"- the guys both took it pretty haard B-double E double R U-N-beer run B-double E double R U-N-beer ru-un oh how happy we would be- had we only brought a better fake id B-double E double R U-N-beer run they found this nother old hippie named sleepie john-claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keen song so they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brew -was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz they were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime- the crowd was cool and the band was prime they made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends they sang-"the rode goes on forever and the party never eends" B-double E double R U-N-beer run all we need is a ten and a five-er car and key and a sober driver B-double E double R U-N-beer run