This reality is fantastic Tootsie rolls, sushi Caramel apples in baskets People made of flesh No one knows of plastic Misery, misery, don't try to fight it Just crawl to your wall and flip the lightswitch And if it's the truth best believe I'll write it Ha ha ha I look in the sky Ha ha ha with a blink of an eye Seagulls, turn to teradactyles What's an a-hole? I paint smiles with pastels I'm past ill Forget sand, I'm using bricks for castles God save the queen, cause the king ain't dead She cheated on him, in his own bed But its all right, cause its tuesday night And I ain't got nothing to fight, except the daylight I look up at the stars like christmas lights Give me a kiss, put on your lipstick tonite I'm standing on the edge saying chris take flight I'm standing on the edge thinking chris just might This reality is fantastic Pig tails, pomegranates Panties and elastic The mountains look like big ol' camels Girls take out your tongue rings its bad for your enamel I see canaries and toucans parrots and ferrets Eggplants, onions, and platinum carrots Children, toddlers, uncles and parents All in the shade of fuschia flourescent Shake off the uranium, its gonna be all right That smile doesnt have to be permanent just be polite Everyone's holding hands singing koombyah I'm sitting back with a long island ice tea and a straw Blink once it's purple, blink twice its yellow Blink 3 it's green If you gotta lightswitch then you know what I mean Close your eyes and watch the lightshow Let your hand off the wheel Cause you're going down the right road Read the word forgive then throw down your bible I walked to the edge and took a step off The fall is fantastic, it still hasnt stopped But it's all right, cause its tuesday night And I ain't got nothing to fight Except the daylight x 2 I look up at the stars like christmas lights Give me a kiss, put on your lipstick tonite I'm standing on the edge saying chris take flight I'm standing on the edge thinking chris just might Doctype ain't got nothing to fight Input ain't got nothing to fight Extra kool ain't got nothing to fight Awareness ain't got nothing to fight Satyr ain't got nothing to fight Dirty lab ain't got nothing to fight Big time ain't got nothing to fight Ac ain't got nothing to fight Fantastic ain't got nothing to fight