Time - My Fantastic Country lyrics

This is a fantastic country with Bruce Lee punching cops The president is great, he doesn't want me to get blown up He wants my homeland safe He doesn't want scientists playing God He wants there to be enough oil to keep our country running He's so nice he even wants to lower my taxes There's no conspiracies or secret plots, just the truth He wants to eliminate, bad people, bad people, evil The media doesn't even tell lies here There's no wars only disagreements Soldiers are suppose to get shot it It's just a video game I feel so safe here I don't even need the second amendment Ah amen