Time - Nutty Castle lyrics
Artist: Time Song: Nutty Castle Album: One Headed Hydra: Nutty Castle I drop the drawbridge on the nutty castle Like I drop the jaws of kids who be acting like rascals, please no Eddie Haskells Damon is sipping Pisco, the feds are mad cause raps legal I'm trying to wake up the minds of dumb ignorant sleeping people I got a sign on my door that says please go away liars I'm in my chain mail, where's Excalibur squire? I make you say wowzer, then I run up in your castle like Bowser I don't sag my pants I'm grown up I wear velour trousers Most these queens don't have kings they have friends with benefits or interests But with me I'm with a goddess or an angel but you could call her a princess My archers got RPG's they're always on alert I eat a dragon for breakfast and a galaxy for desert I don't wear platinum, I wear the holy grail around my neck And my army is so futuristic even Targzissians show respect I got so much charisma I could turn Simon Birch to Lancelot Welcome to my castle all you need to do is dance a lot Nutty Castle, na na na na nutty castle I got catapults full of singles and cannons full of mixtapes I got reviews in my mailbox let's see how much slander Chris can take Forget syrup Merlin just made me a tincture And if you don't like my music then please stop kissing my sphincter I slaughter hydras and fight like battletoads and double dragon I play basketball with planets and black holes and I'm not even bragging Yesterday I jousted and beat King Arthur in a duel And the day before that I made Guan Yu and Lu Bu look like some fools I'll knock your lights out like a dead uncle Fester Most these rappers jokers so I laugh at them like jesters And no I don't have a stallion or a trusty stead I have a tinted Maybach that comes whenever I need I k**ed a castle a bishop a pawn and a horse for start I jacked a spade then went over and dug out the king's heart I k**ed my best friend when I heard about Guinevere and Lancelot Welcome to my castle all you need to do is dance a lot Nutty Castle, na na na na nutty castle