Time - Poser lyrics
(Pa**enger the pumpkin k**er) Hey time, hey time, what kind of rapper are you (Time) Oh I'm one of those posers dude I'm one of those I'm so intelligent rappers I'm a rap dweeb, rap geek I love rapping, I'm a rap freak I'm one of those it's all good peter pan jiffy Skippy rappers No wait I'm one of those only got college fan hippy rappers No, I'm one of those I'm not an emcee I'm a rapper rappers (Teen Wolf) Emcee chat room moderator yo Took the fork in the road starting eating with it Cutting and stabbing at the earth's crust Fatal attractions the worst lust I don't thirst for much Dead, dumb and blind to this world Stumbled into love at first touch Now I'm numb, they vowed they come, got loud for some Take ninety nine percent of the population and you'll get a crowd of DUMB Cause creativity and innovation is change If you don't give tradition Ventilation then the popular will develop hunger pangs Truth is strange, stranger than fiction Out of the average number range So sign the petition Cause if I'm white and like hip hop then I'm a nerd And if I'm not holding anything gold or silver then I probably took third When the windows clean we enjoy the view But when it's dirty we complain about how our vision is blurred (I can't see, I can't see) So I took off my sock and shot off a missile toe (Where my dogs at?) Cause no humans hear my whistle blow Hip hops still in the fifties seeing everything black and white Now we got flat screens with techni-color It's really not that serious but get your facts right Darwin said the evolution won't be televised So I'm serving up plates of sarcasm on my satellite dish laughing tonight Cause I'm one of those you know I got a third eye super spiritual meditate when I freestyle rappers I'm one of those abstract cats No, I'm commercial and write about how i act black raps Cause if I don't write about space ships then the weirdo's won't like me And if I don't switch up my style then the thugs will bite me Wait a minute You're not hip hop if you don't act like a rebel But everyone's a rebel so I'd be a rebel If I acted normal instead of gullible Serving kid's humility Pills with a side bowl of soul I'm not hip hop because I'm not an atheist Matter of fact forget being hip hop, I'm music I'm just a writer holding a wad of luck I'm saying my words if they don't applaud who gives a f** Open up your third eye You see cause I'm one of optimistic conscious kids Who spawn nonsense about what music is I'm one of those keeping hip hop alive rappers Nah I'm k**ing it, it's dead I'm one of those rappers who makes words off the top of his head I'm the dopest, I'm the whackest, nah I'm probably in the middle You think rappers create words, your vernacular's too little Cause if I wear a Yankee cap and an ego I can rap I make friends with worms aspirating dirt It's frightening down under People dance for moisture but don't want the lightning and sound of thunder It's exciting to wonder That opinions are facts and not records but candles are wax And at my home I got a bloody mantle displaying all the knives from my back I got the posture of a jelly fish Speed of a crustacean And I hate the weekends cause it doesn't give me enough time to ventilate my frustrations Who knows people that hate freestyling (I do I do) I'm one of those rappers who don't go to battles They just sit home writing love poems and haikus Us rappers need to stick together But I'm not like you Wanna know why? Cause if I win a battle they say you got beat by a skater I'm one of those rappers who s** And when you tell me I s** I call you a hater (Don't be hating yo) Cause I won't be popular if I don't rap about fallopian tubes And I can't be gangster if I don't rhyme with Ethiopian dudes No I'm one of a**holes who's got a big ego from doing local sh** Matter of fact, I'm not an emcee or a rapper I'm a vocalist (The typewriters) I'm one of those pretty boy rappers I'm one of those homely rappers I'm one of those pretty boy rappers What are you, what are you, what are you? Go ahead yell until your voice do break I'm just one of those rappers being offended is a choice you make