So I was talking with my friend over a gla** or four She said it just don't seem like holding hands means anything anymore Well, I'm here to say that it just couldn't be true 'Cause something shifts the floor everytime I get on next to you So, last night when I left my heart all over the place Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face I left it out all dressed like a christmas ham Just to remind myself what a whining sack o' sh** I am So, hold my hand I don't look quick, but I fall down often if you understand Let me plant this kiss right on you And nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two Yeah, so I smile, because it takes less muscle than to forrow the brow I swing around like a meat hook, just to catch what else is falling down Even if it's all hitch and a borrowed car It's gonna take me blind and far away from where you are 'Cause I've been workin' so hard on keeping my shoes there alone But you mess me up like rocket fuel a long, long way from home So I leave myself all dressed like a christmas ham To remind you what a sorry sack of sh** I am So, hold my hand I don't look quick, but I fall down often if you understand Let me plant this kiss right on you And nothing else but to keep the cold away for a minute or two Last night, when I left my heart all over the place Just to try and stop me thinking about each corner of your pretty face I'm here to say that it just could be true But something just ain't letting me get away from you.