[THE ARBITER] I've a duty as a referee At the start of a match On behalf of all our sponsors I must welcome you Which I do-- there's a catch: I don't care if you're a champion No one messes with me I am ruthless in upholding What I know is right Black or white, as you'll see [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled [THE ARBITER] Yes, I'm the Arbiter And I know best [SOLOISTS] He's impartial Don't push him He's unimpressed [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through [THE ARBITER] Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] From square one I'll be watching all 64 [THE ARBITER] If you're thinking Of the kind of thing That we've seen in the past Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies Walkouts, hypnotists Tempers, fists Not so fast This is not the start Of World War Three No political ploys I think both your Constitutions are terrific So know you know Be good boys [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] I'm on the case Can't be fooled Any objection Is overruled [THE ARBITER] Yes, I'm the Arbiter And I know best [SOLOISTS] He's impartial Don't push him He's unimpressed [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] You got your tricks Good for you But there's no gambit I don't see through [THE ARBITER] Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] From square one I'll be watching all 64 [THE ARBITER] Oh, I'm the Arbiter I know the score [THE ARBITER & SOLOISTS] From square one I'll be watching all 64