[Gaston] Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice... LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking [Lefou] A dangerous pastime [Gaston] I know But that wacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only "so-so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan [Gaston] If I . . . (whisper) [Lefou] Yes? [Gaston] Then we . . . (whisper) [Lefou] No! Would she . . [Gaston] (whisper) Guess! [Lefou] Now I get it! [Both] Let's go! No one plots like Gaston [Gaston] Takes cheap shots like Gaston [Lefou] Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston [Gaston] Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful [Lefou] As down to the depths you descend [Gaston] I won't even be mildly remorseful [Lefou] Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end [Gaston] Who has brains like Gaston? [Lefou] Entertains like Gaston? [Both] Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? And his marriage we soon will be celebrating My, what a guy Gaston!