To all a delight our host for the night Was one who hailed from lands of nether Onstage so shrewd this gentle giant Would exude a gift of wit & ugliness together "From Lab 13 thus I appear To entertain and interfere My etiquette might be severe But get used to Ikk; He kinda likes it here" Welcome to the palace of the Sikk Who's the man behind the eyes of Ikk? This test tube recluse not akin to mother goose Yet turned out to be such a treasure A Frankenstein way behind his time With a dab of Kong thrown in for good measure "From your experiment gone awry You have produced a troubled guy I know I'm hard to cla**ify But I can light up a room with my one good eye" Welcome to the palace of the Sikk Who's this beast who has a wit so quick? A dragon's breath; stare of a lunatic That's the man behind the eyes of Ikk Artificial intelligence quite describes this goon But at the end of the day well I must say This Ikk is kinda cool Over 9 feet at peak his posture's kind of weak But that's what makes him such a gas And lacking the extremes of intelligence It seems 'tho quite the wiz he is at this new math Welcome to the palace of the Sikk Who's this beast that has a wit so quick? A dragon's breath: stare of a lunatic That's the man behind the eyes of Ikk / Eyes of Ikk