Thomas Seltzer - The Inspector-General (Act 3 Scene 3) lyrics

Anna Andreyevna and Marya Antonovna. ANNA Now, Mashenka, we must attend to our toilet. He's a metropolitan swell and God forbid that he should make fun of us. You put on your blue dress with the little flounces. It's the most becoming. MARYA The idea, mamma! The blue dress! I can't bear it. Liapkin-Tiapkin's wife wears blue and so does Zemlianika's daughter. I'd rather wear my flowered dress. ANNA Your flowered dress! Of course, just to be contrary. You'll look lots better in blue because I'm going to wear my dun-colored dress. I love dun-color. MARYA Oh, mamma, it isn't a bit becoming to you. ANNA What, dun-color isn't becoming to me? MARYA No, not a bit. I'm positive it isn't. One's eyes must be quite dark to go with dun-color. ANNA That's nice! And aren't my eyes dark? They are as dark as can be. What nonsense you talk! How can they be anything but dark when I always draw the queen of clubs. MARYA Why, mamma, you are more like the queen of hearts. ANNA Nonsense! Perfect nonsense! I never was a queen of hearts. [She goes out hurriedly with Marya and speaks behind the scenes.] The ideas she gets into her head! Queen of hearts! Heavens! What do you think of that? As they go out, a door opens through which Mishka sweeps dirt on to the stage. Osip enters from another door with a valise on his head.