Thomas Sanders - Crofters: The Musical lyrics

[Roman:] It’s hard to stay informed these days with news so intense We’re bombarded with grim black currant events I should drop this whole serious song pretense ‘Cause this song is not about all that [Thomas:] We made a partnership with Crofter’s! We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear We believe it meant to extend us an offer… [Roman:]… for which I plan to make a jam that’s just as tasty as theirs! [Logan:] Dreams come true, that’s news to me. How Wild… … Blueberry Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? Even I… I don’t have the vocabulary To describe what I’m feeling inside But for me it’s very unordinary The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day In a local health foods grocery [Thomas:] I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake Discovering a treasure once unknown to me But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed! Guys, I cannot believe this is real… [?] [Logan:] I… am going to flip… my… lid Dreams come true, that’s news to me. How wild… blueberry [Roman:] I’m fraught with jelly-sy (jealously). I can’t believe you’re telling me [Logan:] Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? [Roman:] That he’s the favored side! [Both:] Even I… [Logan:] I don’t have the vocabulary to describe what I’m… [Roman:] I don’t have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I’m… [Both:]… feeling inside. But for me it’s very unordinary. [Thomas:] But, Roman, do you like it? [Roman:] Like it? Like it!? This is Crofter’s! [Thomas & Logan:] This is Crofter’s! [Roman:] We’re talking Crofters! [Thomas:] (Sweet, sweet Crofter’s!) [Roman:] I mean this jelly might as well be gold! It’s all that I opt for! ‘Cause Crofter’s is the only jelly I put in my Belly [Thomas:] Only jelly. In my belly [Roman & Thomas:] Only jelly. In my belly Only jelly. In my belly [Logan:] The only jelly I’ll put in my belly!