Thomas Pynchon - Inherent Vice - Chick Planet Ma**age lyrics

[Doc steps in... it's quiet and very dark. A s**y young Asian girl: JADE]. JADE: Hi, I'm Jade. Please take note of today's p**y Eater's Special which is good all day till closing time. DOC: Mmmm... how much is it? JADE: $14.95. DOC: Errr, not that $14.95 ain't a totally groovy price, but I'm really trying to locate this guy who works for Mr. Wolfmann? JADE: Does he eat p**y? DOC: Fella named Glen Charlock? JADE: Oh, sure. Glen comes in here. He eats p**y. You got a cigarette for me? JADE: Ohhhh. Lock up style. Not much eating p**y in there, huh? DOC: Glen and I were both in Chino around the same time... have you seen him today? JADE: Are you a cop? DOC: No. JADE: The reason I ask is If you were a cop you'd be entitled to a free preview of our p**y Eater's Special. DOC: How about a licensed P.I.? JADE: Hey, Bambi? [BAMBI comes out, wearing day-glo bikini. Jade reaches into Bambi's bikini bottom and before you know it -- They disappear below the reception desk.] DOC: So... Where do we uhm... BAMBI: Not you bong brain. DOC: I thought it was there... p**y eaters special... does that mean...