I wasn't there That wasn't me It must have been my evil twin brother I couldn't hear I didn't see It must have been my evil twin brother (Evil twin, my evil twin brother) They say that New York City never sleeps But I think they're only talking about me It's 3 AM and 95 degrees, oh-oh So I dressed and went out for a bite to eat I found an open diner on 14th Yelena brought me carrot cake and tea, oh-oh Regina Spektor speaking Russian Хочешь ещё кофе? [Want more coffee?] Я закончу в 4. [I'll finish at 4.] Нет, мы открыты круглосуточно. [No, we are open round-the-clock.] I wasn't there That wasn't me It must have been my evil twin brother I couldn't hear I didn't see It must have been my evil twin brother (Evil twin, my evil twin brother) The village was a maze of cobbled streets He stepped into a doorway out the rain With the warm air from the subway on our skin Regina Spektor speaking Russian Хочешь? Кажется дождь прекратился. [Do you want? It seems the rain stopped.] An alleyway you'd never known we'd take Regina Spektor speaking Russian кукол... [Dolls...] The neon sign beneath the fire escape The man with the walky-talky said come in, in, in I wasn't there (I wasn't there) That wasn't me (that wasn't me) It must have been my evil twin brother (o-ho) I couldn't hear (I couldn't hear) I didn't see (I couldn't see) It must have been my evil twin brother (evil) I wasn't there (wasn't me) That wasn't me (not me) It must have been my evil twin brother I couldn't hear (I couldn't hear) (I couldn't see) I didn't see (noo) I hadn't touched a drink in over a year But I told myself I'd stop at just one beer I found myself a stool at the bar, oh-oh A blur among the bodies in the store I saw Yelena spining like a globe She took my hand and led me on the floor, floor, floor I wasn't there (I wasn't there) That wasn't me (not me) It must have been my Evil twin brother (oohoo) I couldn't move (e-vil) I didn't breathe (e-vil) It must have been my Evil twin brother (e-vil) I wasn't there (I wasn't there) That wasn't me (that wasn't me) It must have been my (hee) Evil twin brother (no, no, no) How could I fall (no) How could I cheat (noo) It must have been my (evil) Evil twin brother (e-vil) I wasn't there (ugh, oooh) That wasn't me (e-vil) It must have been my Evil twin brother (not me) How could I fall How could I cheat (e-vil) It must have been my Evil twin brother (noo) (woo, noo-ooh, hee, I couldn't see) Evil twin, my evil twin brother It must have been my (oo) Evil twin brother (mmm) Evil twin (wooo), my evil twin brother (e-vil, e-vil) I wasn't there It must have been my evil twin brother (evil)