Third Eye Blind - Non-Dairy Creamer lyrics

They call it KFC cause it's not really chicken Hot Cheetos for breakfast make a young student sickened Did you ever think someone's tricking you?...you...you...you And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar Some kid walks into my school and opens fire Heard any good jokes lately? Cause we sure do need 'em My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy ...creamer? A new love, is burning up in me Cause one in four American girls has an STD And you can buy yourself some implants But you can't buy soul threat level orange (What's that?) With your chest popped out What are you so afraid about? With your chest popped out What are you so afraid about? What are you so afraid of? What are you so afraid of? Uh what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy ...creamer? And two gay guys got married It brought the family to it's knees How did they blow us to smithereens? just a couple of queens How did they do it? I'm telling you now they brought marriage to an end And I found myself some culprits It's two young gay Republicans Young gay Republicans Young gay Republicans Young gay Republicans What's it going to be? (What's it going to be?) Are you real to me? (Are you real to me?) Or are you non-dairy (Non-dairy) Creamer (Creamer) What's it going to be? (What's it going to be?) Are you real to me? (Are you real to me?) Or are you non-dairy (Non-dairy) Creamer Mission accomplished Mission accomplished Mission accomplished Mission accomplished Some, some of them we murder Some we never let go Some, some of them we murder Some we never let go Sincerely, I wanna thank everyone for listening Thank you all Thank you all