They Might Be Giants - Love Is Eternity lyrics

Dan and Lisa, hi We kind of know you guys But you still might wonder why we're here You see we're certified appointed fans Of this thing called marriage, and We've got a short list of the facts You'll need Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love's a verb And love can be eternity Dan, when you're surrounded by nothing In a pitch meeting Think of your love for Lisa on this day And Lisa, when you're surrounded by debt Trapped on a cellphone Think of your love for Dan on this day So, Dan and Lisa, bye We hardly know you guys But we're excited for you still, it's true Though there's more we could report Our time on earth is short So let's keep it to the facts and review Don't say it's okay then go to sleep mad Don't act like the other doesn't know how to drive Patience is a virtue best shared with a spouse And remember love's a verb And love can be eternity, Dan and Lisa