The pro is here to lead the way To save the day Wicked little critta He clips the puck from Bobby Orr He shoots, he scores Wicked little critta As he proceeds to torch the place As he proceeds to scorch the place As he proceeds to torch the place Scorcher, torture, scorcher Wicked little critta He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar And he lays a patch on the tar He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar And he lays a patch on the tar And he pops a wheelie on his minibike And he burns rubber and he peels out He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar And he lays a patch on the tar And he clip the puck from Havlicek And Havlivcek is used and abused He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar And he lays a patch on the tar He decided to ditch and he ditches And nobody knows where he ditched He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar And he lays a patch on the tar It's a wicked little guy Wicked pissa little guy Wicked scorcher little critta He's a wicked little guy He's a dink Way to go I like him I got problems