They Might Be Giants - Oh You Did lyrics

Don't accidentally do things you'll later regret Oh no, you did Some things can't be taken back Don't do them Too late, you did Don't say these words to your dad That he's gross or that he smells bad Don't spill ink on the rug Don't hammer the wall Oh no, you did Why won't you take directions Or listen to instructions? Now you're informed and you've been warned So don't Oh wait, you did Sorry, sorry Don't be angry I didn't mean to do it I swear I'll never do that again Don't drop eggs from the 14th story window Oh, you did Really, you should not go anywhere high up and drop an egg Like the Pyramids of Giza Or the Leaning Tower of Pisa You know what? Don't drop anything from anywhere Too late, you did How did the carton of milk get filled with shaved off puppy hairs? What's that river of water doing pouring down the stairs? Did you just eat a napkin To find out what would hap-kin? I thought I told you not to But you had to And you did Sorry, sorry Don't be angry I didn't mean to do it I swear I'll never do that again