Thelonious Martin - Monologue. lyrics

[Produced by Thelonious Martin] [Intro] Purple Baby let me give your place a face lift If you don't have taste I'm not trying to taste it And I know that joke was tasteless But I'm just tired of dealing with these hoes thats basic [Verse 1] I said, f** is a blog? I'm k**ing these hoes n***as shop at the mall I ain't feeling their clothes Chance pa** me the ball Vic with the a**ist Your sister all on my balls Your b**h fixed me a dish I told her I drive a Caddy She said, "that b**h dented" Your ex-man drive an Audi, ma That b**h rented And plus my wood full grain You could get splinters And doors do karate kicks when you get in it Get it? I need a bad ERRRR Watch the b**h swerve Hands on the head let the wind make the whip swerve These hoes average I want her as is That's no changes She low maintenance I told her, "I'm not into throwing old faces I just want to get to see your O faces" Oh baby, that's so flagrant But she applauds my effort, ovation But really she deserves a standing O Hit it in the shower In other words a standing O Now SaveMoney like a new religion Now SaveMoney like a new religion And she say "Now SaveMoney like a new religion" I guess the question is, "who am I?" Whether you're Jewish or a newer Christian The savior still gets crucified Now Baby let me give your place a face lift If you don't have taste I'm not trying to taste it And I know that joke was tasteless But I'm just tired of dealing with these hoes thats basic Young n***a shopping out the catalogue My life like a movie but turn the cameras off Soon as we hit the bedroom, she turned the camera on Said she's into the theatre, took a seat, vagina monologues Old head asked me what I'm on I said, "I'm shining, dawg" Tired of all these n***as talking bout the sh** they kinda on Junya Watanabe, Nakamura, my designer on Sushi roll with brown rice flow This sh** kinda raw (Let that run) Save Money in the house Save Money in the house, uh Save Money in the house Where you tryna go Now Baby let me give your place a face lift If you don't have taste I'm not trying to taste it And I know that joke was tasteless But I'm just tired of dealing with these hoes thats basic Now Save Money like a new religion I guess the question is, "who am I?" Whether you're Jewish or a newer Christian The savior still gets crucified