TheJonesMob - MBONGENI lyrics

[Intro] Uyinkosiiiiiiiiii... ABONGEMAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOO MBONGENIIIIIIIIII..... MBOOOOOOOONGEEEEENIIIIIIIII... ah! [Verse Starts - TheJonesMob] I'm a k**ionare I'm a young money copycat Rocking snap backs coughing money up I'm off of track In unexplored places like I'm off the map, A co*ky brat - ty White kid talking black, that's kind of awkward hah 4 A product of an internet ad, one tip to get rich You're a sellout or broke fast like the halves of break-fast Spit wisdom loose at sixteen, just ask my dentist Rip your necklace off your neck until I leave you neckless 8 Are you in VIP? Cuz I'm not on the guest list But I'll show up either way and I'm acting reckless That don't mean I've never been a wreck but listen check this Don't ride the dick, that's my (pole/poll) f*g I've been elected 12 Ya shes munching on the co*k but no dick forensics Money bags dragged in magnitudes like Richter's pension Is wordplay's more vital than being just pretentious? Sometimes i think I rap random but I check my lenses 16 And remember the art of random metaphor is the common trend-ses And extra syllables are a k**er when it comes to end-ses And extra villains are a k**er when it comes to friendships Humans and d** are both k**ers and there's no defences 20 Cocaine city, cane pillars and paink**ers That aim for ya brain till ya ain't even In even in pain you're just k**ing yourself with pleasure, d** are a dang thriller It seems all the white guys who popped pills became iller 24 On the same type of stereo the d** are the fame's k**er And we could use a different drug, cuz f** it it's the same filler Yet not the same feeling, lets say Z-bars make you stay chiller Sipping miller lite, paler than mac, but I ain't miller 28 The feeling knocks you on a stretcher AKA it's an OD Oh, puking from E is cool - if you don't know see For yourself when the vomit's on your cold knees And you're in the rain half pa**ed out without the police 32 When I'm pa**ed out I don't worry cuz you know me I drop hot sh** and I'm allowed to say it won't reek And in my f**ing dreams imma get the p**y so deep And her goldi[locks] are so damn long i use a low [key] 36 I make earl sweatshirts best verse look decent, 1:55 And a bowl full of d**h juice look like a capri sun I make d**h grips feel like a loose hold And Lil Wayne feel way too tall 40 You all got small balls, my balls need a U-haul And I'm all, in your face, is it my fault? I can sue y'all I'm 89 cent, suing for 99 cents See So much cheese and tacos, I got diamonds for rent 44 The bell tolls, the cash comes, look it up if you're that dumb Your dick's curved? ask dad. your p**y hurts? then ask mum Modern music is all tech called techno like daft punk And I spit so raw when the song's over I'm half done 48 You want beef? Raise the stakes, no turkey so don't f**ing stuff me/ I'm going ham so if you're Jewish don't f**ing touch me/ A funny sounding fiend craving quack ya rubber ducky Squish out ya trail then squash your track and I'm coming roughly 52 Pissing on your style but you won't notice dog the P is silent If we're talking Ptarmigan then why is Birdman being violent? Think I'm talking random? rap genius it and read the rhymes and Take the time to spread your roots now's not the time for being private 56 The kush k**ing the mood? remember always be alive kid You're smarter than the bullies and they don't realize sh** Just rap like a silent G, spitting phlegm and kicking dust Being kind, not giving f**s, teasing chicks and living up 60 Pay respect – giving love, sure not into living thug Keeping relevance and interest at the same time it's tricky, f** I am pure confidence, call me Mayback co*ky I ain't rich motherf**er, I am A$AP ROCKY 64 Drink that liquor, f** her quicker, smoke a swisher, booty bigger Got that finger on the trigger aim it at my favorite neighbor Get that paper get it A$AP this how they rap, ain't an insult Just a straight fact – talk sh**, say facts – do both, guess that Drake can't 68 I'm a Canadian product of slim shady and vodka I'm in vans and khakis the devil don't wear Prada Saved up 200 bucks, bussed downtown then bought a Simple mic that I can rap to, my progress is nada 72 But most 16 year olds ain't got a planned out career In my motherf**ing dreams I'll to be damn outta here By the time I hit 19 I'm quite keen to kick And maybe live at UVIC with Raf, some cash and a b**h 76 And I'm an amateur yes, but I'm an average kid With a lavish way of living and a matter of zits On my face, but I'll still let you sandwich your tits On either side of my dick, damn you's a glamorous chick 80 And Yeah that kid Matt? He raps and it's all what It seems Make it shake like Guatemala, y'all are calling me mean But I'm also teen, with some balls and a dream So when I jack off and rap, y'all could just call it scene 84 (+4) Clay's in pain now but you see my souls aching too I shatter your TV screen while I'm on the breaking news I could say I hate Christians but not allowed to say I hate the Jews And if I hate gays I'm accepted I'll keep making moves 88 Taking two vicodins and blazing through these days and do I even see a difference from my feelings and the ways I move If I hate a few h*mos no I'm not aloud these crazy views Cause If I tease I have no soul, I ain't ginger, I'm playful dude 92 He's a satanist, no morals, a hara**ment, isn't he My molars polarize me I'm still with my wisdom teeth That means I'm a smart mouth but I'm dumb if I'm a cannibal Cause I am what I eat yet FOX new's ain't animals 96 Two humps and it's straight to the brain – she's got a camels throat Two bad those two fruity b**hes say they can't elope Like Carey man? Raf said Matty you just carry onto Brynley He meant Carey's onto Brynley – those two chicks are awfully kinky 100 Triple the tricky ba** until your tipsy gets titties In his face but you ain't tipsy you are drunk so you forget these Funny moments from the past, so you gas and have a half a pound Of gra** and you can kiss my f**ing Asthma if you can't allow 104 A stoner to breath in you're presence, well who's laughing now No asked about this sh** before – but they're asking now b**hes will you Marry me I'm making cream like Dairy Queen A scary scene a murder dream a k**er's thoughts on Garry Street 108 Where kids smoke pot and spend hours walking home from school 5:21 Prejudice prefer other grades “in ours, no one's cool” You can't a make a good time out of a sh**ty place That's whole goal of high school, sh**'s hard with a zitty face 112