TheJonesMob - English Cla** lyrics

CHORUS: [TheJonesMob] I'm skippin' English cla**, I'm skippin' English cla** I'm sippin' drinks with cla**, no flying business cla** I'm skippin' French and math, She got a big old a** And we only f**, when skipping English cla** I do it quick and fast, and they don't notice sh** Saul staying school, but you see Otis dip And yeah she know this dick, and we know it goes fast She got that big old a**, I'm skippin' English cla** VERSE 1 [TheJonesMob] High school is my whole f**ing life ain't it? I know popularity, I think I know fame is I wake up for school, and come home for sleep I wake up for school, that's f**ing repeat So this the reason they be screamin' on the weekend They s**ing a lot of meat but they calling themselves vegan They hookup with a mate, but first check if they're decent Mates checking a chicks chest - checkmate, now the rookies leaving If y'all forgot a condom you use plan B then Being the semen still be streaming - got that motherly feeling That a second heart be beating you're still being bulimic So much blood and barf but you're still seeming anemic, like 3 quarters of the time it's 80 cents a cookie Rapping real about the thug life - playing hookey I'm solo with no partner - no room for a wookie An outcast at school, it's simple just take a lookie I rap while y'all care about the other's opinions You f*gs don't even f** so how the f** do you give them then? Santa Claus and Amanda Todd said go to winter formal Christmas and b**hes? - skipping this I'll never end up normal CHORUS VERSE 2 [TheJonesMob] I say she has a big old a**, and she jiggles that But she don't exist, just like my English cla** I got cla** and my English sk**s do exist Still the English grade ruins sh** I'm walking to my locker down the hallway and I spot her Now it's awkward cause my co*k burst cause I simply just saw her It's an honor that I got her but alotta kids would not a- -gree/ a blow job is so honourable cuz oral's really not for me Females in tight pants, and so much testosterone It seems like the dawgs at school wanna gnaw my bone If nobody wants to join I'll make it on my own Rapping in the library, rhyming while all alone Girlies, don't s** if you hate the aftertaste I lure these chicks so simply, with master bait I'm smoking holy weed, I'll get the pastor baked The teachers tend to tell me that I'm damn disgrace I bet I rep more red and white than Landon's face Cuz this is Canada - Matty coming after Drake We skipping cla** today, we getting savage baked This the theme song of skipping on an average day CHORUS VERSE 3 [TheJonesMob] The music influential so you're influenced to skip cla** And it seems sick since she got a big a** Kids, skipping school makes you get a gorgeous girl And sarcastic rappers never lie, and the more you hurl The more the world figures out that you're hungover As teens we ain't ever sposed to come sober We won't understand why not til we become older f** school, we f**ing us up until the fun's over If we skipping cla** together, we skipping cla** forever She got a big a**, but I haven't met her Teenage angst make a f*ggot feel kinda funny I honestly hate judgement, teen girls make it bloody Yes I love weed, and I do drink And I love haters, 'cause if I hate, think I'd be a hater myself, and a hypocrite You a confusing a**, this is simple sh** I am a rebel, never revel on the triple 6 Cuz If I did I'd be conforming like a little b**h We skippin' English, and making it sound sick Getting drunk in a house witta buncha little kids! CHORUS x2