I was crushed on lovely Linda A long long time ago We would eat of each other And lay staring at the walls And she would moan... "Ooooh..." Then came a man who's looking grim And the beating on the door He was asking where was Linda His heart dragging on the floor And he said, "Ooooh..." He had left a smear of blood there Coming up the stairs Gritting teeth and hanging hair A face overwrought with fear Clutching guts and dripping hand He was tragically alone He would run his life out, baby Standing in my home And the landlord cried... "Ooooh..."