Thecomputernerd01 - Toy Store (Thrift shop Parody) lyrics

I'm on a pogo Stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula hooping. Hey I'm a lizard, got some Hello Kitty. Godzilla Versus Reptar. Walk into my Jeep like what up I got a monkey. I'm so happy, got some ponies from the Toy Store. I found a pink dog, then I opened my umbrella. It's two o' clock gotta play date with Cinderella. Dora teach me how to speak in Espanol. Hello Kitty's gonna let me rock and roll. I got some hulk hands in the 302, Then I found some human hands and a Pikachu. Buzz. (Hehehe) Hey! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! So I grabbed a bouncy ball and threw it over my head. I found a really angry bird, and then I tried to steal Fred. These babies on the boxes make me really want to cry, Or hit a golf ball straight into the sky. Riding through the aisles getting dirty looks from guys. Buying new flip flops, I think these are my size. Hello there Sonic, they call me Spiderman. I play with light sabers and I live in Japan. I slide through the store on my belly like a penguin. A zebra tried to fight me so I attacked him with a platypus. Then he came back and I blocked him with my shield. I know how to fight I watch WWE... I hit my knee. Playing in a sandbox, diguised as a turtle, He'll eat you. I'm a on a pogo Stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm Hula hooping. Hey I'm a lizard, got some Hello Kitty, Godzilla Versus Reptar. I'm on a pogo stick, gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula Hooping. Hey I'm a lizard, got some Hello Kitty, Godzilla Versus Reptar. So I grabbed the baby bottle and I gave it to my cow. He's really extra soft, and he knows how to meow. I'm riding on a train, and it's taking me to Rome. I even named my tricycle...JEROME People call me Josh, 'cause they think that's my name, But have you ever ate a sandwich while playing board games? One direction is my life, and Barbie is my wife. Get over here Ken, got a hundred bucks to spend. I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time, I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time So was playing with barbies, so was playing with barbies, I really want to go and eat KFC. Everybody's gonna come play with me, at the toy store; at the toy store. I don't like to be alone, at the toy store, Where are my friends, where are my birds. I'm about to eat every single one of these eggs. My mom just texted me to buy her a burger. I'm at the toy store taking naps on the floor. I need new socks to put in my drawer. It's so empty, these socks are so... HOT. I want this, and I want that. I am looking for a cowboy hat. If I were a princess I'd buy this coop, My mother really likes to drink turtle soup. I really like turtles, but come on, I ain't sipping that. When it rains, I turn into a house cat. And if I get angry, I'll name myself Pat. Cause we all know I'm secretly a vampire bat.