Thecomputernerd01 - Tik Tok - Ke$ha Parody lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas (Oh my gosh!) I got my pixie sticks and hairbrush, this happens every day I'm really lazy, all I do It's sit and eat this cheese stick, my pants are on the ground I think I'm going crazy [PreChorus] Talking Aunt Jemima on my toes, toes Peter Griffin on my clothes, clothes Chopsticks all up in my nose, nose (Ouch, it's that blood?) Taking my MySpace pic in the bathroom Eating all these pinchees Turning into a hobo [Chorus] Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite, drink some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight, tick tock Found a rock, gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah, they're purple Woah, woah Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite Drink Some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight Tick Tock Found a rock Gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah they're purple Woah, woah [Verse 2] I just ordered a pizza As well as 46 others Cuz my fridge was out of milk So I talked about its mother And my friends are lining up Because they're waiting for their meal I just opened up my toilet seat to Shaquille O'Neill [PreChorus] I got mad so I punched my van, van I'm turning into a man, man I started my own clan, clan Chew gum and stick it on a tree, tree Just kidding, that could k** a bee, bee Going on a k**ing spree I shot my knee [Chorus] Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite Drink Some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight Tick Tock Found a rock Gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah they're purple Woah, woah Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite Drink Some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight Tick Tock Found a rock Gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah they're purple Woah, woah [Bridge] My car smelled really bad So I wore some plaid I bought myself an air freshener It's called Peachy Peach But it smelled like an elf So I threw it out I tweeted all about it My car smelled really bad So I wore some plaid I bought myself an air freshener It's called Peachy Peach But it smelled like an elf So I threw it out I tweeted all about it I just restocked the fridge I bought 1 percent [Chorus] Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite Drink Some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight Tick Tock Found a rock Gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah they're purple Woah, woah Let's punch Cap'n Crunch Then we'll eat his face for lunch Fly a kite Drink Some Sprite Till we go to sleep tonight Tick Tock Found a rock Gonna knock this poser's socks off Woah they're purple Woah, woah