The Youth Ahead - Dad's Day Off lyrics

something weird is going on, throughout this entire town I'm packing up my mini van, cause sh**'s about to hit the fan people are talking, and someone is stalking me and in the backyard I can see a light running constantly and an hour ago my mom told me to take her for a beer the blue turned blue, and my dad gave me money to buy a new tattoo everything's upside down and inside out turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up am I wrong to say that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade am I wrong to say what's up with today gotta find a reason why, people keep flying by try to run a little faster now, but my feet are glued to the ground and my iguana just told me, that he worries about me he said you've been acting kinda weird and then he drank all of my beer and I went home to my girlfriend she was speaking japanese the cat's on my back, and the t.v.'s on crack and the floor was made of cheese everything's upside down and inside out turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up am I wrong to say that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade am I wrong to say what's up with today my alarm clock rings I guess it was all just a dream but now I'm sleeping in my swimming pool did you ever have a day where nothing seems to go your way it could be worse, you're not the last but you're not the first