I never cared to kow the way That I would spend my final day But if it's true what the psychics say It's going to be a celebration No more depression no more work No TV reports of a crumbling earth A wooden box and a hole in the dirt That's going to be a celebration Hey throw your hat in the air All of your friends will soon be there The wicked, the brave and the dumb Now equal, safe and numb You may scream and you may cry When final fate looks you in the eye There's no reprieve so why even try It's going to be a celebration