I tried to love two women I thought it could be fun I wanted twice the pleasure I found enough in one But when the pleasure doubled The pain increased by ten Now I'm back to finding one love again I went to ma** each morning Each night I drowned in gin I wanted to be close to God But not at the expense of sin Cause sinning's such a comfort And the Lord can be so rough Well I guess just one religion's enough People say a cat can live nine lives Oh ho ho Well I thought I could get away with two, but no A two lives man's always on the run He's missing out on all the fun And after all is said and done Two lives are no better than one You can try to be two people You can try to make ends meet But just when you think you're pretty hot You'll melt under the heat It won't matter if you're together It won't matter if you're stoned You'll wind up with just yourself before too long