The Young Fresh Fellows - TV Dream lyrics

One minute you and Barney Fife are best friends Next minute you're on Sea Hunt with a case of the bends The Jetsons got you taking care of their dog You're walking it with Barnabus out in the fog You say you want to get out, you want to get out But that's not as easy as it seems You got to stick around for this TV Dream You're enjoying martinis with Honey West You close your eyes for a second and she becomes Johnny Quest For some reason you k**ed Pugsly and Dick Grayson too Perry Mason out in Malibu refuses to help you You say you want to get out, you want to get out But you're going up against the A-Team You better make the most out of this TV Dream You think you're getting a bird's-eye view of Jeannie's naval Turns out you're flirting with Flicka out there in the stable Sergeant Friday finds out and reads you your rights Says, "Take care of Katie's triplets for a thousand and one nights" You say you want to get out, you want to get out But Farah's got you smothered in cream Well there's no escape from this TV Now you and Napolean Solo have just thrown up From all the cute little black kids talking like Rhoda Art Flemming won't even let you question the answers Until you've tried out for the Solid Gold dancers You say you want to get out, you want to get out But it doesn't even help if you scream No life's not as real as this TV Dream TV Dream TV Dream TV Dream