The yordles - This is War 5 (This is Wardles) MEGACOLLAB lyrics

Hi, I'm lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you Fairie's on my shoulder he can't wait to make You meat too (That tasted purple) Dispense with the formalities and schemes You may be contemplating Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating By the pricking of my thumb Something wicked this way comes Boys see me and get wild growth (Hugify) Just one look and up we go Muggles always on my wand bit of whimsy and they'll be gone And what we did with my magic stick don't remember I'll send you pix Not quite the common lady but just maybe you can get to know me Shielding all these carries staying wary just to keep you going They know I'm the dom and stay submissive to this magic master Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy 'till you can't spell "caster" Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder Fend against these dark arts all you want but you're no harry potter Pick a lane to face me tilting baby it just doesn't matter Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like "abra cadaver" The mobile warrior is back commence the drillin' and k**in' These villains illing and feeling the robot wrath that I'm willing I've reached the ceiling But not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling I'm at my threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling Its time to go! cause when my armour's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beat down and one you won't be forgetting Tristy's my soul and though I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laser beak and Rumble's still such a savage (This'll be a blast!) Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger though he thinks I'm the ha**le But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the worlds gonna hear it Its time to boot up the show The fuse is ready to blow Fallout from my mega-bomb Its dropping nuclear glow I hope you've got enough room Because you can't flee the doom Like Marvin Martian i just wonna hear this world go 'kaboom' I might be talking Looney Tunes but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape I see you here and there and there well you're all over the place The major League competitor because i throw like its madden And then i use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin And i don't need a Jasmine i just need you to be gone I can show you the world When i drop this magic carpet bomb! Its no surprise that I'm breaking the ice Look I'm just here so i don't get fined the past and present You can link it to I my temperament rise Gla** cannon as a dorf until you see the ganon surprise Check it, shifting the flow the 2 for 1 package is coming back like It's a boomerang throw Watch how i glow up into yorkage with the beast inside the gnaruto Identity crisis splice up the flavour experimental build feel like I'm stitch A gentleman's savage mischief admist digivolutuion from rookie to switch When your team games distorted and synergy gets contorted Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it I evolve into a god like zilla no point in hiding I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath When the boulders get to flying your stones hardly defiant Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter when feeding this Dino giant Anger potent Hi I'm hogan Gnar Cross me and I'll throw you far Prehistoric cyber Franky little foots with bulky arms Manners isn't made for Gnar banner Hulk is who I are Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park From Diddy Kong to the might Grodd Hit gear 4 then i crush them all jumping crushing stopping going hard is never going far this war Yordles paradise y'all And they call me Gnar! I've got a mighty tantrum inducing rage all day when despair sets in you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy "so sad and lorn the helpless lad" I heard them say From behind my back but I guess that is who I've be come today Cryin' to your Mummy she ain't comin' ain't it funny Stepin' in to team fights about to make the money Throwin' out that bandage toss I'm looking for some new friends Okay where are we going? Aww wait hey no come back You don't wanna play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack Tearin' through this Brush with my Hunter's Machete (uh) 2 health pots and a warding totem at the ready My tears don't fall no they crash all around me Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy Coming out the jungle and I'm still looking for new friends Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again? Amumu the mummy immortal master of misery With all my cc I'll make us friends for eternity! Enough this display is highly repulsive And frankly far too ego indulgent This misappliance of science indeed must retire But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire I am the H-E-I-M-E-R-D-I-N-G-E-R End all Be all Inventor experimenter professor data processor Embodiment of accomplishment but you can call me god I created the rap game On that level you can't obtain Turrets in place rockets to the face Number 1 stunner with a shock grenade I see you heading back to base mid is conquered Journal entry title for today "raise your dongers" Even though you scream and you blaspheme I'm more than I seem More than a meme Remember kids Donger is king My reading's aren't light My afro is tight Say my name You're god dong right! Kennen master ninja a hero of the storm I am here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm And with the shimmering shadow you're gonna feel the raikiri An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me Thunder Drop is in the zone Smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane mark you till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks then you hear the thunder crack Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin you're in the dust I'm the wind Flash of League of Legends yordle Zeus is what they're calling me The tesla coils around the team 'till they form a dichotomy The lightning Blast lobotomy this homicidal side of me conflicting With the notion that I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or scalpel all the same to me Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya' Bandle City's got it's heroes this one's for Ionia! (Oh little heroes... how quickly you fall) Kneel before the rod I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weakling such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? now that's thinking too small Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds As they curl and unfurl binding lights in a swirl Clad in darkness so distant so vast and destructive A cluster of stars that bend to my instructions Take it to the galaxy you won't last long Blowing up the planet like you're on krypton Generating mana q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage suddenly you're gone E now you're standing in my sight R losing half your life Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to 1 W goodnight Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me Chaotic supremacy no AD for this entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you divided never been so excited! (Is that a rocket in your pocket?) Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield So head to my bottom lane won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon Hit you with the timer then i rocket so we get together Fire 'till explosion then I'm out I guess I'll call you never Next time that you know you're up at home feeling a little mad But tilting last forever sorry babe you're just a one night-stand! Captain Teemo I'm armed and ready I'm the poisonous pest the you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you You run but I'll find you leave presents inside you Back up I'm here to carry the team on my back When its clear nobody can match up Like prince when purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here i stand a Yordle's holding your life in his hands One dart and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans fall to the sand When there's no kryptonite for this superman Omega squad say hello to the new god My dark side is too raw but war is just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouth that keeps running Toxic or nothing pestilence runneth famine I hunger and for d**h I cometh Apocolips arives taking no sides but Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5 who pray to survive but none of them leave here alive Shroom's for you all in the room This is your tomb while my dominance will resume Say your farewells If Teemo is Satan I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into Elo-hell!