The Wurzels - I am a cider drinker lyrics

When the moon shines on the cow shed And we're rolling in the hay All the cows are up there grazin' And the milk is on its way [Hook] I am a Cider Drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a Cider Drinker It soothes all me troubles away Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay (Proper Job! Wanna try some, young 'un? C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.) It's so cosy in the kitchen With the smell of rabbit stew When the breeze blows 'cross the farm yard You can smell the cow shed too (Cor! Oi never smelt nothin' like it in all me loife) When those combine wheels stops turnin' And the hard days work is done Theres a pub around the corner It's the place we 'ave our fun (Arrh! We'll 'ave some fun an' all!) (C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.) Now dear old Mabel when she's able We takes a stroll down Lovers Lane And we sinks a pint o' Scrumpy Then we'll play old natures game (Ah, ha, ha! Ooh, arrh!!) But we end up in the duckpond When the pub decides to close With me breeches full o' tadpoles And the newts between me toes (Cor! Mate!) [Hook] (C'mon there, young 'un! Get up there an dance.) I am a Cider Drinker I drinks it all of the day I am a Cider Drinker It soothes all me troubles away Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay (Let cider be the spice o' loife! Arr!)