The Wombats - My First Wedding lyrics

This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie I'm tactically positioned Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free Oooh oooh ooh ooh This is my first wedding and I hope it pa**es quick, If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love Because she's my heartless b**h that I just can't seem to get enough of Oooh oooh ooh ooh She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! She'll steal your mind first then your car she's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink I can't remember exactly what I said but I remember being chased up the street! Oooh oooh ooh ooh She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! She'll steal your mind first then your car She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!